by Methisgreat285954 November 12, 2019
Get the Benmug. 
This British Chap likes to drink milky tea.
He drives around his endz in a toaster.
Watch out this big boy is a dodgy geezer and will shank you if you try to go for a wee.
His voice breaks are more deadly than an angry women in the January sales.
He drives around his endz in a toaster.
Watch out this big boy is a dodgy geezer and will shank you if you try to go for a wee.
His voice breaks are more deadly than an angry women in the January sales.
by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018
Get the Benmug. by Big_dick_boy December 5, 2018
Get the Benmug. Ben is the guy you want by your side in every situation. He is warm, strong but tender, loving, inspiring and an annoying CUNT!!!
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
by shlongmeister April 5, 2019
Get the Benmug. 