befuckled

Astonished or confused beyond all recognition, not to be confused with FUBAR, as 'befuckled' does not require alcohol or drugs. However, drugs & alcohol may enhance the effect of being 'befuckled'.

I am completely befuckled by how stupid he can get dressed in the morning.

by dasmaus June 4, 2019

Befuklon

Befuklon is a combined word which usually stands for, Beautiful, funny and long lasting. It describes many diferent things.

Riley: Wow, don't you think Willow and Carter have a befuklon relationship?

Eugeo: Yeah! They are both beautiful, funny and they have had a long lasting relationship!

by SatansLittleAngle July 9, 2019

Befriend and pen

To befriend and pen means to become friends with someone and have casual sex with them. Similar to fuck buddies

Kati: are you looking for a relationship?
Sam: no just looking to befriend and pen

by lastlouveteau July 29, 2019

befa

Bad bitch slang for your besties
Originated in Moreno Valley by the baddest bitches

“U my bestie, my befa if u will.”

by burnerbitchh August 26, 2019

Befirst

To do before or first. before, first

We should go look at the house befirst. Then we can make a decision.

by ElectricEM September 1, 2019

Before School Panic Anxiety

When a teen (usually in grades 7 -12) feels and experiences an extreme rush of anxiety, panic, and nervousness during the time before going to school (Around 6-7 AM). This is usually caused from stress of something that occurs or will occur at school.

9th Grader 1: "I didn't go to school today because I had Before School Panic Anxiety"
9th Grader 2: "Aww man I am sorry I hope you feel better"

by Sheepking88 August 29, 2020

Befin

He can’t find calculator

Where is Befin, tell him I found his calculator

by Ngover bob September 11, 2020