When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.
by siosays July 19, 2011
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by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
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Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011
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Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.
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by Anonb August 2, 2013
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by AshWickety October 15, 2013
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"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
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