beach junki

A person who is addicted to being at the Beach searching for Junk! like seashells, sandollars, sea glass, watching the sunrise and protecting our environment.

When you see a Beach Junki car decal or T-shirt you know that person has been educated about the Beach and the Junk! washing up.
Get Your Fix!
There's more to Life than Salt.

I'm a Beach Junki, I admit it, I'm addicted and I need my fix, so don't try to send me to rehab.

by beach junki March 07, 2018

Beach Humberland

Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.

"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."

"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"

"No, a beach umbrella..."

"Beach hum...ber...land??"

"UMBRELLA!"

"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"

by geoff rowan August 27, 2008

Cheech by the Beach

When a bird is being eaten by other birds.

Roxy: Dang look at those birds over in the surf, they are eating another bird
Jaime: Here we call that Cheech by the Beach

by ByeByeManaphy April 26, 2019

Sticky Beach

The art of dipping a woman in glue and then proceeding to throw her grandpa’s ashes on her

She kept pissing me off so I made her into a sticky beach

by hitlersashes January 23, 2020

Rachel Beach

A sexy person, who always has a big penis.

"Look at the bulge in her pants."
"Yeah that's Rachel Beach's penis."

by asclkndkla May 29, 2013

Beach burrito

When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.

She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.

by Ohcanada1966 August 25, 2019

Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.

He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

by Natterbot June 29, 2023