Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.
Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"
by monmon555 December 12, 2013
Get the christies beachmug. A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.
by carablanna April 24, 2020
Get the homeless beachesmug. by asclkndkla May 29, 2013
Get the Rachel Beachmug. 1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh
by Alvarortor September 14, 2015
Get the Canadian beachmug. Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.
"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."
"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"
"No, a beach umbrella..."
"Beach hum...ber...land??"
"UMBRELLA!"
"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"
"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"
"No, a beach umbrella..."
"Beach hum...ber...land??"
"UMBRELLA!"
"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"
by geoff rowan October 16, 2008
Get the Beach Humberlandmug. 4 block long beach community in New Jersey. Has hot moms and even hotter daughters. It's always five o'clock there- these people know how to party.
Yo, where can we go tonight?
Let's go to Silver Beach....South Lagoon Road has really hot chicks
Arent, they like 30?
Nah mannn they are only late 20s
Let's go to Silver Beach....South Lagoon Road has really hot chicks
Arent, they like 30?
Nah mannn they are only late 20s
by BeachPatrol69 February 12, 2021
Get the Silver Beachmug. A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
Get the Beach dickmug.