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Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
by NELBtastic February 9, 2010
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barking rats

The noise when you shit air out of your ass.
Jesus Christ, James. Keep those barking rats in your ass.
by I LOVE CORONA!!!! July 11, 2004
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barking rock koala

to fart loudly and blame it on an invisible thing
i just heard a barking rock koala ( but have actually just farted)
by bazal-brush March 28, 2007
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baking in a cup

The act of pooping in a dixie cup (and or any other paper/plastic cup, because you don't want use a glass for sanitary reasons *poop is hard to wash off of dishes*) and have your partner finger the poop cup, licking his/her's finger's in-between each stroke. Meanwhile you urinate/ejaculate (whichever your preference is) onto their head.
"hey sally you want to go bake in a cup?"
sally:"sure... like what? cookies? muffins?"
"nope... poop"
sally:"yeah... I'm not gonna do that"
"bitch..."
baking in a cup
by flex-o August 10, 2010
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Barfing Glitter

Barfing glitter is a phenomenon that occurs when someone is such a disgustingly "perfect" little Mary-Sue that glitter begins to form in their gastronomical places (stomach, intestines, etc), and causes such buildup that needs to be extricated from the body in some way.
Aforementioned Mary-Sue-like person will then begin to gracefully vomit, pouring glitter upon everyone (s)he meets.
Girl #1: Wow, Mr. Brown! Cool shoes!
Girl #2: You're just barfing glitter everywhere...
by The-Walrus-Is-In December 29, 2010
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Barling

Sean was barling while his stomach hurt
by Tetoe123 September 28, 2015
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Bazinga

Milli: youre a douche
Bullet: Bazinga! i didnt mean to steal your waffle
by Chuck Bass_waf# October 3, 2011
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