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Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
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Balls gang

Most notorious gang in sharjah,if you stumble upon the balls gang ur getiing xiaoed.
Balls gang solos dragon balls universe.
Balls gang you stay shitty, we stay litty....frfr
by BALLS GANG MEMBER March 27, 2022
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solo-ball

a variation of the act of tea-bagging. Specifically it is when, in the tea-bagging position, you maneuver yourself so only one of your balls (testes, gonads) hangs over the victim. It requires momentous skill and is rarely performed
instead of simply teabagging, Roger decided to try solo-balling his friend Will because he has been practicing it for months and all his friends would be impressed/disgusted
by Roger Quebec June 2, 2010
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balls back

Getting to shoot again after both you and your beer pong partner make your shots.
Dan and I just sunk both of our shots, balls back bitch!
by Robb Deep January 19, 2009
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slappy balls

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".
Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.
by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012
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retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.
"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
by Tijani January 25, 2009
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Ball-Banging

An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.

One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.

Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.

Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers
I am bored, want to go ball-banging?
by Upstate Rulez May 30, 2011
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