Baking the Cake

After a girl shits and doesn't wipe and you then stick flour and eggs in her ass and you then have her clench her ass cheaks together.After that cum inside her ass and then eat out of it with a fork

Hey man what the fuck are you doing? Why I am simply baking the cake with old Sue here my favriote Korean prostitute.

by AceAssGrinder69 September 14, 2017

bake sale

a gaggle of retarded people or persons

have you ever been at school and as you walk around, sometimes there will be a bake sale, but oh, what's this? all of the people are retarded!? what the fuck is up with that shit! there is no way those fucking tards can cook. hence, they are not retards, they are bake sales.

by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

bake sale

The condition one would be in after smoking so many drugs that he/she cannot function as an individual.

Dude 1: "Dude you gotta hand me the bong"
Dude 2: "No way man. You're a f***ing bake sale"
Dude 1: "..."

by loganthepirate September 2, 2005

baked potato

Used to refer to a situation that is cool, fun, or otherwise indescribable. Saying, "That is the baked potato with chives (or other baked potato toppings" declares the situation to be even cooler. The ultimate cool situation gets "the loaded baked potato"

"This party is going to be the baked potato!"

"That concert was the baked potato with chives!"

"Woo! That movie was the loaded baked potato!"

by SquirrellyFerret October 1, 2006

Baked Alaska

A form of masturbation where one has two bowls of water, one hot and one ice cold. After having a hand in each for an appropriate amount of time before masturbating; the hand is changed after each stroke altering from hot to cold, thus a Baked Alaska.

Sally gave me a baked alaska last night, my dick is so confused.

by Proopraw April 20, 2014

Bake Cookies

the act of smoking marijuana in a secretive realistic way

Hey there Nana, lets bake cookies?

by RebeccaCepeda September 28, 2008

Half-baked

An Expression from Northern Ireland meaning that someone has had their head cut in half. The person's face is refered to as their "bake", therefore someone with half a face is "half-baked".

Big Jaunty was lying Half-baked on the road after that truck ran over his head.

by Matt McIvor August 17, 2006