B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D

Beat your pussy up till you come on my dick

I will disrespectfully b.y.p.u.t.y.c.o.m.d

by anonymous April 3, 2021

C.P.A.B.H

also; Can't Pee Anywhere But Home

i cant piss there! Im a C.A.P.B.H.

by of course im V1CKEE January 5, 2004

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010

c in the b

c in the b means cock in the butt.

take that c in the b bitch

by dza July 31, 2005

B. C. M. Error

A Error relating to the person at the keyboard of a computer having a problem that is so easy to fix and calling tech support on it.

Tech support call: ::Tech support:: Tech support, How may I help you? ::Customer:: My monitor wont turn on. How do i fix it? ::Tech support:: Sir is it plugged in? ::Customer:: Uhhh let me check... No... ::Tech support:: Its a B. C. M. error. Please plug it in and it may fix your problem. Thank you for calling Tech support and have a nice day.

by Alcareru June 17, 2009

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.

Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!

by cutwotebs March 1, 2013