twat cucumber

a discarded cucumber that a chick has fucked herself with

look at that asshole what a fucking twat cucumber

by educationconnection May 12, 2012

bubbletea twat

I childish yet adult woman who orders bubbletea for lack of real discriminating taste upon visiting a tea shop.

"Look at that bubbletea twat with her affectedly earthy beaded necklaces, she's used the terms apropos, vis-a-vis, and nonsequitur in the last two sentences; though it's the preference for bubbletea over gyokoro that truly gives her ignorance away."

by Seleukos April 27, 2010

douche douche twat twat

The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.

Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.

Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.

Everybody sing along!

Douche douche twat twat ...

by Awesome mc Awesome-son June 11, 2006

Twat face

1. TWAT face is someone who's face largely resembles a cunt
2. their breath smells extremely fishy
3. they are butt ugly and act like a TWAT

clide, with breath that bad, you must be a Twat face

by mkdj December 17, 2008

Twat Swat

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up

Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.

by a2coyote January 15, 2010

Twat Booger

An ambiguous phrase that is used to describe either a lover or a nasty crotch booger.

That girl over there is such a twat booger

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

twat rag

1. Slang for tampon.
2. A disparaging word to describe a female in anger or disgust, see bitch or cunt
see also cunt rag

Stacy is a dirty twat rag.

by robin graves February 21, 2004