alberu

Alberu is a person who cares deeply for his people; they're natural born leaders. Gifted with a cunning mind and glib tongue, they are someone other should not underestimate. They are highly capable in using people to gain benefits--not just for himself but also for his people--with his slyness. They are also top-notch actors. They hide a lot of secrets but are capable of opening up to people they truly trust. When it comes to looks, they're naturally more good-looking than others(and probably loves to flaunt their beauty to other people). Alberu is a responsible person and an intellectual. Very trustworthy. It wouldn't be a surprise if Alberu is every woman's ideal type. If you have an Alberu in your life, then you're one of the luckiest being in the universe.

Being A: So what kind of guy is your ideal type?
Being B: An Alberu.

by HM00N June 8, 2021

food alert

n. 1. the sudden hunger that occurs when you aren't thinking about your next meal, but it's time to eat, and eat now you must.
n. 2. the announcement of the condition of hunger, made know to fellow coworkers or others in the vicinity.

Matt says, 'I've been in the meeting for two hours. I am having a SERIOUS food alert!!'
Kelly says, 'Me too, I'm hungry, let's get lunch.'

by bridegirl December 5, 2009

Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.

*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert

by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011

Bachelor Alert

Noun. Singular.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.

i.e. "Oh snap! Brian's got three hot babes at his place! AND I just saw him walk out of Food Mart with six bags of Dorito's, ten two-liter Pepsi's, and...oh my god...HE RENTED A STRETCH LIMO just to go shopping THREE BLOCKS AWAY! BACHELOR ALERT!!!"

by Commander Proteus January 1, 2012

Rude Alert

Phrase used to let a friend know that they have stepped out of line on a rude scale.

Riley: Rachel, you look like crap today

Rachel: RUDE ALERT!!!

by jillybilly722 October 6, 2012

Cancer alert

a channel hosted by a dick head man child in his mid 30s who revolves to bullying teens and claims to be a news channel by putting false information backed by no evidence: slandering multiple youtubers.

YO, we need to get rid of cancer alert cause Keemstar is trying to fuck with grade a under a

by Angels best December 8, 2016

Babe Alert

Alarmingly hot babes inbound on short approach, coming in hot!!!!

Ryan: Dude babe alert 3 O'clock
Danny: Duude uberbabes!

by TacticalHobo February 16, 2018