Canadian Terrorist

A cousin to the alcoholic beverage "Irish Car Bomb", the Canadian Terrorist involves a shot of Black Velvet whiskey dropped into a Labat or Canadian Beer. The destructive capacity of Canadian Terrorists is endless.

Mike: Hey Jon, let's go grab some Canadian Terrorists tonight and confuse the bartender.

Jon: I would like to get drunk tonight as well, however I prefer not waking up in my own bile.

by FultyFresh April 4, 2010

Canadian Cleansing

The process of spitting in ones anus, and jerking them off until they fart the spit out of their ass.

Jay had disgusting farts so i gave him a canadian cleansing

by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Canadian Pipeline

An advanced sexual technique in which the female lays on her back with her legs folded over her head. The male then lays on the female's legs and inserts his penis into her snatch. The male then uses his arms on her legs to move up and down. The male does not pull out and directly transfers his fluids into her pussy.

Melisa: Jordan gave me a Canadian Pipeline last night, it was so kinky!!!
Jim: What the hell! I thought you and I had something special you fucking whore!!!!

by Tard Wrangler69 December 12, 2016

Canadian Sex

Having sex during intermission while watching a hockey game, culminating in the cheers of your Tim Horton's coffee cups for a job well done. Bonus points if a Canadian team is playing. Double bonus points if you finish while watching Coach's Corner with Don Cherry and Ron MacLean.

Dude, we had the best Canadian Sex last night! And the Jets won to boot!

by Danjay13 November 16, 2018

Canadian Microwave

When one shoves a handwarmer (or handwarmers) into their partners anus.

“My anus is cold” “I’ll give u the ol’ Canadian Microwave”

by big gay 2 November 15, 2018

Canadian popsicle

A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)

Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut

Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud

by Ebony and ivory January 21, 2019

Canadian Accent

there was once EH, the great god of canada.
EH demanded that the people of canada pick up
all the goose droppings in the land.

When they refused, EH cursed them to say his
name at the end of every sentence.
And thus the canadian accent was born.

please the gods, or you'll wind up with a canadian accent!

by JudgeDredd-locks February 10, 2010