Benjamin is the hottest, sexiest and coolest boy in the world and all the girls love him he only has cool friends.
He has the best hottest girlfriend in the world.
Love you
-Kristine
He has the best hottest girlfriend in the world.
Love you
-Kristine
by Kristine💜💜 November 4, 2019
Get the Benjaminmug. Benjamin will party with you as hard as you want to go, but he will also be the Boi that brings you that water when you’re trying to play it cool.
His apartment and wardrobe might seem simple, but inside, he is a complex tapestry full of color, texture, and an intricate labyrinth of details.
He’s the kind of guy that likes cigarettes after sex, but he won’t blow smoke in your face unless you ask for it. Be careful what you ask for with Benjamin, because he’s quite hardcore and extreme, and might surprise you.
Watch out, you might end up in his novel.
His apartment and wardrobe might seem simple, but inside, he is a complex tapestry full of color, texture, and an intricate labyrinth of details.
He’s the kind of guy that likes cigarettes after sex, but he won’t blow smoke in your face unless you ask for it. Be careful what you ask for with Benjamin, because he’s quite hardcore and extreme, and might surprise you.
Watch out, you might end up in his novel.
by Sn0wphelia November 25, 2021
Get the Benjaminmug. Known for acting in the Wizard of Oz interpretation, "The Wiz", as the Tin Man. Also known to play Bill Cosby, and Sex Offender Joe.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear? Someone saw Benjamin Isaiah Hughes in town today."
Guy 2: "For real? I love The Wiz!"
Guy 2: "For real? I love The Wiz!"
by Benjamin Isaiah Hughes November 20, 2021
Get the Benjamin Isaiah Hughesmug. Benjamin isnt just a name, its him. He is unbelievable sweet with a crazy sense of humour, he would do anything for his girlfriend, except be bothered to get her a can of cola, he is one of the most attractive boys you’ll meet, eyes of burn honey brown, and fluffy dark hair, soft lips, and a charming smile. Two words… charismatic and mysterious. The type of guy to give you butterflies every time you look at him. He’s not just Ben, he’s batman.
by PICKLEDIPPER123 March 17, 2024
Get the Benjaminmug. Benjamin
(ben-juh-min)
An annoying little cunt with no friends who won’t shut up. Overcompensates for his tiny peepee by spending way too much time at the gym, flexing muscles nobody asked to see. Usually short, loud, and desperate for attention — the kind of guy who thinks he’s intimidating but everyone’s just laughing at him.
(ben-juh-min)
An annoying little cunt with no friends who won’t shut up. Overcompensates for his tiny peepee by spending way too much time at the gym, flexing muscles nobody asked to see. Usually short, loud, and desperate for attention — the kind of guy who thinks he’s intimidating but everyone’s just laughing at him.
“Don’t invite that Benjamin, he’ll just show up alone, flex his biceps, and talk about himself while nobody listens.”
by Obama has dih August 19, 2025
Get the Benjaminmug. by jaykezz September 9, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. Benjamin Evelyn Waters:
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
by Lather Me With Butter September 20, 2022
Get the Benjamin Evelyn Watersmug.