Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.

Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.

by Purple nurble February 09, 2022

yellow skirt split

When you have sex with an asian girl with a skirt on and you have her stand on her head open her legs and you saddle her and fuck her by squatting up and down.

I heard Avery's boyfriend got her to do a yellow skirt split last night

by tedtedtedted August 28, 2009

split pea poop

When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.

My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.

by Hunnysmax February 06, 2019

split toofed HO

a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.

Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!

by DrewBaby November 18, 2007

7-10 Split

The act of fellatio performed by a person with no front teeth.

Living in a meth lab for a week, I got more 7-10 splits then I had ever had before.

by Kory T Krasowski February 24, 2012

Split Her Pins

To part a womens legs to gain access to her sweet vagina

Melissa is so hot, i can't wait to split her pins and taste that sweetness!

by JMoregon March 27, 2008

split to the white meat

1. Busted in da head

2. Drunk off yo ass

Boy, if you don't stop makin that noise, you gon get split to the white meat!

I can't drink tequila no mo...i get split to the white meat.

by muffinman sharah July 24, 2008