Gus Parker

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019

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parker christian taylor

icky.

who is that?

oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
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by ratweasel April 29, 2022

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parker kenny

A cool, and athletic dude and all the girls want him. He is a great listener, patient and respectful. He is always encouraging a makes everybody laugh, and always has time for you

Girl: wow that guy was so nice he is totally a Parker Kenny

Girl 2: You should go to parker

by PSK March 12, 2015

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A gorgeous, tall, and cute guy. Usually blonde haired and blue eyed. A Parker is super sweet to everyone he meets. He cares a little too much about his reputation but loves to have fun. He's extremely smart and knows what he is doing. Everybody wants a Parker to explain the chem homework. Parkers are always willing to put their best foot forward and help anyone in need. They make the best boyfriends and even better friends. Getting close to him will make you're life so much brighter. A Parker's smile can light up the entire room. Parkers are always mediators. When there's an argument a Parker is always the first to close it kindly and make everyone wish they were as kind. Parker's are always there. You can't ever miss these handsome lovers.

Parker never ceases to make my day!

by BeanyestBean November 7, 2018

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Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

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