Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!
“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”
“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”
“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”
“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”
by Telysisters December 5, 2020
Get the Bread Chest mug.Whenever my friends talk about their workout gains, I just nod, thinking about how my 'chest' is really just a mix of my love for snacks and my storage box of regrets.
by Emotional Cruiser August 29, 2025
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