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blowing a clown

To announce something in a public forum (such as facebook) that is shocking and probably untrue for the sake of garnering attention.
"Anne posted on her page that IRS is after her for back taxes and she's going to jail for 15 years--even though she's only 17. That girl is an expert at blowing a clown."
by Berengariathefirst September 7, 2013
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kots the clown

Kots the clown is a clown that performs in GC ( Greek class ) and shoots his shot with the one and only PANA - he is a great guy
by Anthony.rovid January 6, 2021
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Clown Meat

When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.

Blueballs or loner boner.

Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.
Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.

Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen
by Neoslayer July 24, 2021
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Death Clown

A person who laughs during a funeral.
My family shunned me after I became a death clown.
by Science02 July 24, 2016
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Electric Clown

Tweakers who have two faces, that get the elders drunk and then steal all their money. After, they clown around accomplishing nothing and smoking marijuana constantly, which makes them USELESS.
Me- My aunt and cousin just got my grandma drunk and stole all her money

Salad Fingers- Wow what an Electric Clown!!!!!!
by clown smuggler September 19, 2009
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Schrodinger’s Clown

When you or someone else has added dry humor into your daily conversations so much that people including your friends can’t tell if you’re joking or not.
Person 1: If I just had to shoot confetti out of my pussy to make thousands On the Internet I’d do it.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.
by Lobotomized3D February 7, 2021
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Clown Racer

Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.
Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.
by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020
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