When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".
Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
by KillerChimp November 4, 2011
Get the Texas Sparkle mug.People always asking me what I got on they be like “hey Brandon what you got on?” Don’t worry about it sweetheart .... Dis dat splah, Dis dat splah right there
by XxQXx April 15, 2019
Get the Splah mug.A YouTube poop version of Spongebob, who does crack and hangs out with patrar, Mr. Krustacean, Squidperson. Created by Santawithteeth. Spingebill is also a crackhead.
Spingebill
by Mrkrabz March 27, 2012
Get the Spingebill mug.A term used to describe anything related to alcohol, drinking, and partying hardcore...basically means you're about to get shitfaced. Like the "going stargazing naked and streaking though a farm while eating hot as fuck peppers" kind of shitfaced. Only the hardest partiers use the word spusss so you're welcome.
Verb: "We're gonna spusss so hard tonight!"
Noun: "I drank soooo much spusss last night"
Adjective: "She's so spusssed right now"
Noun: "I drank soooo much spusss last night"
Adjective: "She's so spusssed right now"
by Lyfjhdwrgcs August 5, 2014
Get the Spusss mug.Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic
by Mr BigG April 30, 2015
Get the spoon before poon mug.Race: Which horse should I bet on this time
Spot, smirking: I was thinking how bout Sprace
Race: Sprace?
Spot: Yeah *casually puts his arm around Race* Sprace. You and me of course dummy
Spot, smirking: I was thinking how bout Sprace
Race: Sprace?
Spot: Yeah *casually puts his arm around Race* Sprace. You and me of course dummy
by Racer Higgins December 15, 2018
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