well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016

warped

One sexy biatch, Constantly harrased by Flea, Moxin and Subotai for sexual favors but they're below Warped and not in his his league.

"I hate Warped because Booyah wants his D" -Oasis

by Warped February 13, 2003

Wrap up

What black people say when you fail at making a joke

"i fucked your mom last night"

*silence*

WRAP UP

by Ganster killer March 28, 2011

warped

Another way of saying WTF

You have a very warped sense of humour. WTF!!

by Insane2theLimit December 4, 2011

ass warp

The spot on your covers on your bed where your ass was that you left when got out of bed.

Billy, clean your room! There are stains on the floor, clothes everywhere, and your bed still has an ass warp!

by tit-tit-tit-titties January 19, 2008

spat wrap

tape that goes around your cleats while playing a sport, most often found in football.

That player spatted his cleats for the game. spat wrap

by Spat king October 28, 2010

stephenville suran wrap surprise

the act of wrapping your partners head using a whole roll of duct tape leaving only a mouth hole. then using her mouth for oral pleasure. the surprise is how she will get 100 ft of duct tape off of her head!!!

billy: i gave cindy a stephenville suran wrap surprise !!!
tommy: how was it ??
billy: it was awesome till i couldnt figure out how to get all of that duct tape off. i had do ditch her !!!

by bg perm November 21, 2010