Wankee Swap

When a group of male friends walk into a bathroom together, one may call out in their loudest voice, "Wankee Swap!" Then, as the friends are lined up next to each other at the urinals, a member of the group can call out, "Time!" Each man then stops flow, and steps one urinal to the right (in some situations, the man on the far right may have no urinal to hop to, and instead must cut flow and run to the left hand side of the pee-line). The name "Wankee Swap" and the practice of calling it out are a reference to the episode of The Office where Michael decides the Christmas party will play "Yankee Swap!"

Friend 1- "Oh God, I'm so glad we're finally at the bathroom. I have to piss like a mother."

Friend 2- "Guess what: WANKEE SWAP!"

Friend 1- "Oh Christ. Well played. Let's do this thing. Time!"

Friend 2- "Shit. I can't stop my flow."

Friend 1- "Move it bitch or I will piss on your leg."

Friend 2- That is certainly your perogative since we are playing Wankee Swap.

by derekhersh November 5, 2009

hood-winked

To have the whool be pulled over your eyes ! Its origin comes from real life experiences by people in the hood, everytime you blink in the hood, someones shit gets stolen.

"IVE BEEN HOOD-WINKED !! how could u lie to me !"

by Brittney Johnson August 2, 2006

Willy wanker

Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard

Willy wanker

by Niglet GOD June 15, 2017

d'wicked

A term whose origins date back to the founding of Byfield, MA, "D'wicked" combines the words "dude" and "wicked" into one supreme word enhancer. most commonly spoken by adolencent males from the Byfield area or anyone with a tendancy to smoke doughnuts and/or climb water towers (or "waddah towahs" in the native dialect.)

"Dude, did you see da spoila on dat civic dude? it was d'wicked sweet!"

"Dude, wuz da movie sweet, dude?"
"D'wicked."

by tony BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!! December 4, 2004

Wicked Pissah

A slang phrase in the New England area; perhaps most frequently heard in Boston, whose closest meaning is "Awesome". However; the phrase is almost exclusively used in the sarcastic sense.

Man 1: "Sorry bro, I need yah to cover my shift tomorrow."

Man 2: "Wicked Pissah; Not like I had tickets to the socks game or anything."

by UponADarkHorse January 12, 2017

wanker

one who wanks

that guy is a wanker

by (****()) August 21, 2022

Wankerfied

v. To change the pronounciation of a foreign-loan word in English, whether keeping the proper original spelling or not. This can include tonal inflections and accents.

Derivation of the root word, wanker, to imply the offending speaker as English in origin.

The English speakers of the world have an uncanny ability to completely bastardise another language's lexicon, making it wholly impossible for foreigners to learn English at all.

Example:

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a PLEthora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a PLEthora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a PLEthora?
Jefe: A PLEthora is a word whose pronounciation was wankerfied when it was borrowed from the Greek word of the same spelling, but changed the accent stress to the first syllable, causing the fall of Ancient Greece to the Romans. It's "pleh-THOR-ah" not "PLEH-thor-ah," El Guapo.

by Balac the Kraut December 2, 2004