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texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.
Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014
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Wet Window Wiener Wiper

This is next-level pervert peeping tom/mooning (showing one's ass).
Rather than a simple peek-a-boo to a victim just trying to get a look the perpetrator wants to be seen and caught in the act. Similar to "mooning" or placing one's bare ass up to a window for comedic value this act encompasses both peeping as well as mooning but much more.
You expose yourself with pants down to the knees or pantless. Press your genitals firmly against the window where the observer on the other side will have a clear and unobstructed view of the upcoming action. Once the attention of the victim has been confirmed the individual preforming the W.W.W.W. will begin to urinate while moving genitals from side to side. If done correctly a squeegee-like sound should be produced from the lateral motion. If ones "package" is of sufficient size it should act like a windshield wiper on a cars windshield (swiping from side to side whilst your penis displaces the urine away from the outside of the window) ensuring the observer maintains clear line of sight with the depravity happening on the other side of the glass.
Dude 1:

"I got wasted last night and wanted to give her and her new boyfriend something to remember me by, I was just going to smear poop on her window but I couldn't help myself when I noticed it was already dirty.... Plus I wanted to show off my shit. I gave em' the ol "
Wet Window Wiener Wiper". Tell me I'm not the fuckin man".

Dude 2:
"Aaron (dude 1) you're the fuckin man, always have been! Legendary bro, fucking legendary."
by Aaron Deez-nutz March 25, 2023
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the gray window

That moment for a man when the right amount of gray hair in your beard/hair starts to attract 20 year olds like lemmings. (Particularly true for Gay men. See also: Daddy)
Why are so many chickens crossing the road? Because I'm in the Gray Window.
by Life At The Drawing Board August 19, 2014
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Norwegian Swimming Window

The two days a year the water temperature in Norway raises above 15 degrees Celsius, and norwegians consider it possible to go to the beach.
Ola: Hey Kari wanna go to the beach?
Kari: Nah it's June and the Norwegian Swimming Window hasn't opened yet.
by Lethan March 17, 2016
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come to my window

Lesbian pickup line. Can be used by other couples as well, but it originates from a Melissa Etheridge song.
Come to my window, I'll be home soon.
by Gus T Wind November 20, 2017
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hang my ass out da window

to behave in a grossly irresponsible fashion.

to party excessively.

also, a crazy person. Possibly an annoying person. Someone who is out there and walks the social fringe without grace.
Virkram: What was up with you last night at the tennis club end of season closing party? You drank solidly for over 3 hours and last time i saw you you were dressed in only sweat bands and dancing with a cucumber sandwich.

Rajesh: I've never been like that before. I was so happy i just had to hang my ass out da window a little last night!
by hussaincurrimbhoy December 29, 2010
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The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do
“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”
by Shallom69 September 13, 2019
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