(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards
by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010
Get the David Whalesmug. Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions
The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza
They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions
The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza
They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.
•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.
Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.
Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.
by Leader of the Battle Whales June 14, 2014
Get the Battle Whalemug. by cwminor January 28, 2018
Get the shutter whalemug. When you have arrived at what you assumed would be a awesome party, only to find it overrun with obese, thick skinned ladies.
"Man! Dave told me to go this house for a get together, and when I got there it was a total whale party, and he wasnt even there, must have got the memo before-hand."
by E to the L I July 14, 2009
Get the Whale Partymug. the 360 change in direction performed by a girl on top during intercourse with a girthy dick. The circle can begin at any point (facing forward, either side or reverse cowgirl) and must end at that point.
I totally thought i was gonna last another few minutes until she decided to polish the whale, totally blew it.
by Girthywhale December 23, 2009
Get the Polish the whalemug. the absolute bottom of the barrel hore i mean this thing takes the desert yeti and the slam pig and makes them look hot its the couger that prowels not in the bar but in her tinted out car outside of the bar .
drunkie the fuck clown-stumbling out) god damn im waisted i cant see a damn thing!
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good
scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good
scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing
by uncle ruckuss July 27, 2009
Get the scum whalemug. The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!
Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
by BestClimbersYou'llEverNotMeet May 28, 2010
Get the The Beached Whalemug.