winter babe

a hefty partner that can be utilitzed during the cold winter months

wow, that girl is big, she would make a good winter babe.

by maunsape1 December 28, 2010

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

Western Carolina University

College in bumfuck nowhere of western north carolina. Easy as fuck to get into and cheap. Activities for first year freshmen includes drug overdoseing, alcohol poisoning, and general getting busted. The first year away from home means they go crazy with the new freedom and next thing you know their stomach is geting pumped. This is why the EMS trucks and cop cars are outside the freshmen dorms 5 nights a week minimum.

Typical Night at Western Carolina University:

Upperclassman Catamount: "There goes EMS."
Fellow Pothead: "Where do you think their going?"
Upperclassman Catamount: "You have to ask? The freshmen dorm of course!!"

(Later...)

Upperclassman Catamount: "See I was right! You owe me some head!"

by Call me Joker May 26, 2008

Case Western Reserve University

True... some of the stuff said is very true... there aren't that many good looking girls and the ones that are "good looking" or considerd as such know it and take alot of advantage of it. HOWEVER, guys here at Case have no game. They complain about the "few girls that are good-looking" being stuck up and ignorant but they do not realize that those girls just act like that towards them and not towards all guys. I know guys here that get more (quality) ass than toilet seats and have a great time at this school. True I am writing this in a break between studying for 3 midterms but that doesn't mean that I will not have fun once those are done. We still party every weekend, we still go on spring break, we still get laid, and we make tons of money after school. If you choose to stay in, however, and look at porn on a friday night, or post these definitions complaining about how much this school sucks, instead of going out and having fun, then it is not going to change. This school has a motto: Create your own fun. If you know how to create fun then you will have an awesome time. If you know how to befriend yourself with people that can create fun then you will also have an awesome time. If you are lazy or boring, you will have a terrible time. It is just that simple. One bad thing about this school is the rumors that go around. That is one thing that still resembles high school, but i guess that makes sense since people that are "cool" at this school were not "cool" in high school, so they are still getting used to it.

Things that people did at this school:
2 chics at the same time, 3-some, 4-some, 4 girls making out, girls flashing for alcohol, 2 girls in the same night, more than ace level in a sorority, yay off a girl's ass, sex in the bathroom during a fraternity formal, sex on the bus ride home from formal... many more

by I should've went to Wake... but this will do February 28, 2005

weater

An abbreviation of "wife beater" -- a sleeveless, slim-fitting undershirt worn by either gender.

Today I wore my weater to work -- it's cool, I work in a junkyard. What else would I wear?

by JMX December 15, 2008

Western Sandwich

A Western Sandwich is when you drop a really, really wet mud gremlin (wet shit), preferably diarrhea. Then don't wipe and stick someones nose in the crevice of your anus. In turn, their nose will look like really saucy chicken wings.
There are many different versions of the Western Sandwich, you can get it with the crust off (when someone has been constipated for several weeks and has a really dry ass), and you can also get many additions, such as ketchup (blood), mustard (urine), and mayonnaise (semen). Any other additions are up to the giver of the Western Sandwich.

"My life was fulfilled when I received a Western Sandwich from my close friend"

"Hey man, how much for a Western Sandwich?" "Only $3.65!", "Wow, that's a very good rate"

"Can I have my Western Sandwich with the crust off"

"Can I get some extra ketchup and mustard on that Western please"

"I'll take an extra sloppy Western Sandwich please, WITH MAYONNAISE!"

"That Western Sandwich took like 3 hours to get off my nose, BUT I LIKED IT!"

"Dude, Western Sandwiches are taking over my life, it's like, all I think about is receiving one..." "FROM MY SIBLINGS!"

"Eww Dude, Sibling Western Sandwiches are gross"

"Can I get a Western Sandwich with everything on it! INCLUDING RELISH AND ANCHOVIES!"

by b shock July 26, 2007

westerville

hot and cold on the same day. if your homework catches on fire or if your baby sister colors on it, you are expected to turn it in.

kid: where's my homework?
*kid sees baby sister coloring on it.*
kid: NOOOOOOOOOO!! I STILL HAVE TO TURN IT IN!
baby: ha ha ha funny

NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
teacher: where's your homework?
kid: my sister colored on it!
teacher: well you still have to turn it in!
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kid: mom, what's the weather like today?
mom: it is 90 degrees outside but later it is 10 degrees outside.
kid: you know what mom, i REALLY hate Westerville.
mom: good for you sweetie.

by ahweirdo November 13, 2011