Alexander Richard Warner

Alexander Richard Warner is one of the best boyfriends ever! He is a great kisser and and the sweetest.He doesn’t like to be called his full name even though it is very cute. His girlfriend loves him very much! Together him and his girlfriend are called Malex! Maisie and Alex 14.02.19

oh look it’s maisie’s boyfriend alexander Richard Warner

by TheFattestBitchYouKnow.com December 10, 2019

gary motherfuckin wagner

A pimp a Mack daddy looking for the dollar at 14 he bought a 64’ impala!!

Gary motherfuckin Wagner drove up in his 64’ impala!

by Eric portzen May 27, 2022

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

siamese pressure washer

when a man docks with another man and both men piss into each others urethras.

hey john, that siamese pressure washer was so nice last night!

by steven p. October 23, 2022

D.I.Y Power Washer

When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.

"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"

"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."

by Jack King-Hoffman March 18, 2023

oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men

Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro

by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024

Somalian Pressure Washer

When you stick your penis inside her butt and piss in her like you’re using your penis as a pressure washer. Natural Laxatives. Clean her system right on out.

Bro, my girl said she’s constipated, she agreed to lemme pull out the Somalian Pressure washer.

by biggerhater69 January 22, 2026