wake n bake

When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.

No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.

by kajoe October 10, 2008

Camp Wakeshma

fucking poor ass camp on corey lake that doesn't even add up to what's next door. many people think its sad that there are usually more counselors than campers. also known for the epidemic of throwing up and explosive diarrhea.

kid 1: hey dude what are you up to this summer?
kid 2: i'm going to camp wakeshma
kid 1: WTF WHY?? {throws up}

by ayliz January 11, 2009

Wake-fucked

When you are driving a boat and drive very close to another boat (usually stationary) at high speed, causing a huge wake to reach them.

While pulling a skiier the other day, I accidently wake-fucked a nearby boat and a wakeboarder. They didn't look happy.

by Hoop11 June 24, 2010

Waleed

Waleed is a guy who doesn’t know what deodorant is. He comes to school smelling like ass and he is the ugliest person ever! If u see him give him deodorant/perfume!

That Waleed guy sure stinks

by Zach Abdul October 19, 2017

Wake-boarded

Chatting up a hottie in the bar only to have your buddy step in, make the moves, and not make himself scarce. Eventually you wake up to the situation and realize he's trying to illegally board your target...

You were doing well with that chick last night until Jim totally wake-boarded you...

by Rack 'em and stack 'em August 25, 2008

Wake up curse

Whatever curse used when you wake up realizing that you are extremely late.

wake up curse = *just woke up and yells* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I'm gonna get fired for sure this time!!!

or

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit!my alarm didn't go off??!!

by Kakashi-Senpai January 20, 2010

wakeover

When you begin to get a hangover, while your awake as you've been awake/drinking for so long

"Shit, it's 5am, im getting a wakeover"

Bro 1: "You look terrible!"

Bro 2: "Yeh, I've got a wakeover"

by thechubbychaser June 19, 2011