by B July 22, 2003
Get the Wedgie mug.The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.
Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
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by D'emon November 20, 2002
Get the Wedgie mug.A Wenzie is a little mexican chick who runs her mouth thinking she knows everything with an attitude, who you can't trust and Fights like crap?
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Get the Wedgie mug.by Laulylou January 29, 2009
Get the veggie wedgie mug.When you have a deep wedgie (always) and may not be aware. Seeing that you have a deep wall for your pants or shorts to ride in all day.
Did you see that man in the brown shorts, major wedgie. He must have a Large Butthole Wall Wedgie for that to happen every time you see him.
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