adam wakefield

It is widespread knowledge 'Adam Wakefield" was the first God of the Orgasm. Anyone with this name is hung like Mount Everest and can bang as Chuck Norris can fight.

After a spine tingling, toe curling, hair raising and waterfall esque orgasm women now use the phrase " I can't believe you just Adam Wakefield'ed me". There have ben 1,202 reported cases of death from being with an Adam Wakefield. Death is thought to be caused by a heart attack as the heart cannot sustain the flow of blood to the vagina to satisfy the unimaginable intensity of the orgasm.
There is no known cure of being "Adam Wakefield'ed"

by Justablokethatlikesbacon October 31, 2013

wake up! time to die

Expression frequently used when working with a slow working computer. From Leon's line in Blade Runner.

Come on, you useless hunk of plastic and silicon, load the sucker! Hurry up and wake up! time to die!

by Fearman November 24, 2007

Wake and Bake

Wake and Bake is when you have a sweet bowl and a cup o' joe. Or the equivalent to caffeine.

I love to wake and bake with French Roast and Thai.

by Dragonfly Fairrie February 9, 2008

Wahey

1. Another Innuendo for Sexual Intercourse.

2. If someone behaves in a sexual manner.

1. Jensen: Oh, She was definitely up for a bit of Wahey.

2. That Khan girl, yeah, she bent over like WAHEY!

by Katteh25 May 1, 2009

Wake Forest

Small town on the outskirts of Raleigh ran by pot smoking dropouts who have been to jail at least twice. aka Wack Forest. This town is full of drama and girls who can't keep their legs closed. The biggest stress of this town is making sure you have the best pot. Hometown of the rapper Roc Star

Wake Forest Potheads

by gay123 January 5, 2009

To wake up

When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.

Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?

Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

wake n bake

When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.

No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.

by kajoe October 10, 2008