unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

by Much ado December 2, 2016

unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people

I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower

by Horsecxxcxk February 10, 2022

unicorn giggles

A minuscule hairy penis of a fuck buddy

So my guys got some unicorn giggles in his pants

by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

unicorn snuggle

To spoon when the man has a boner

I wanna unicorn snuggle you girl.

by Jtheanimal36 September 29, 2017

goth unicorn

A goth unicorn can be described as a goth with an inner freak most of times, but if you get with a goth unicorn they are loyal and sweet but have a freak side as well. Their color preference is black and red butttt once she gets a unicorn bandaid she wears it like a boss. She is caring, very protective and mean but in a loving way to certain friends she is close to and often the mother in the friend group. She's a bad bitch but she is also very sensitive as well, she has anxiety and everything as well idk really. Those who cross may or may not end up in the hospital, just a for warning 😊. She's a short stack of pancakes and the hottest batch you ever gonna see. She's on fire "tHiS gIrL iS oN fIrE."

Person 1: "she's goth but what's with the unicorn bandaid"

Person 2: "she's a short stack of goth unicorns"

by Deadly Tiny Tot June 21, 2022

unicorn inch

When autocorrect changes your search of 'Unicorning'.

I tried to urban dictionary Unicorning but it auto corrected to Unicorn Inch. There was no meaning for it so I gave it one.

by MissFuuFuu September 25, 2013