unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people

I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower

by Horsecxxcxk February 11, 2022

Tory Unicorn

A amazing youtuber. Known to be a Hipster.

That Tory Unicorn is one Hipster.

by just one fan January 02, 2011

Stash the Unicorn

A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.

I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.

by killedbydysentery May 29, 2015

Societal Unicorn

A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.

Dude, that girl is such a societal unicorn- she's 18 and never had a boyfriend!

by UNI1234 June 28, 2012

Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

by Much ado December 03, 2016

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 27, 2019

unicorn pleasure

Pleasure that is so unimaginable that it's almost like it doesn't exists.

Sarah has never experience unicorn pleasure that's why she's so basic.

by UNICORNGODTHEGOAT November 16, 2021