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The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
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Kin gian un

A guy who likes missiles. And using binoculars in wars
Army: Why does Kin gian un have binoculars? He can see us without them. He knows that, right?
by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019
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Un-period

This is when a female that you know or in your life that is extremely bitchy and mean like she’s always on her period but for one month out of the year she is extremely nice to you and is completely a different person. But when that month ends she goes back to being a bitch
Christian: Yo dude so what’s up with your mom

Ayden: Dude she’s finally on her un-period this month because it’s her birthday month
Christian: damn bro that’s lit my sister is currently on her un-period as well she’s hella nice to me

Ayden: aye bro that’s fucking lit
Christian: yeah fucking tell me about it
by Sexymofo911 July 12, 2019
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Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things
Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
by Kurosu February 24, 2019
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Tu koma un tas

French slang/argot expression to tell someone he's talking too much
Marc:bla bla blablabla bla
David: putaintu koma un tas frère!
(Damn you talk too much!)
by Kween d March 10, 2019
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Un-Fuck

When you want to apologize for saying "fuck you" to someone.
Person: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TABLE! FUCK YOU CHAIR!
-A moment later-
Person: *sobs* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to anger you, table, chair. I un-fuck you guys.
by LambSkewers March 10, 2019
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Un pamela

Se usa para expresar que ha habido silencio en alguna quedada o cita durante un largo periodo de tiempo.
Este termino se creo cuando hubo una cita en la que los dos individuos se mantuvieron en total silencio durante una hora.
Un pamela: Quedar con la que te gusta y estar ambos sin hablar durante un gran periodo de tiempo.
by Serre7 April 20, 2019
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