turkey

the blubber under your chin, fun to grab,pull, and play with.

Grandpa Maurice has a great turkey

by [e-mail] May 13, 2005

turkey

A movie or album that had lackluster sales and is wack.

Swept Away was a complete turkey.

Blood In My Eye had some good beats, otherwise it's a turkey ass record.

by Omega Death December 5, 2003

Turkey neck and dumplings

an abstract explanation for a penis and testicles

hey since its thanksgiving im gonna make your old lady some turkey neck and dumplings

by mooseknuckles November 30, 2002

Turkey Baby

Bulge in a woman's stomach the week after Thanksgiving.

After poking Jenna in the gut on Black Friday, Nathaniel commented, "That's a nice Turkey Baby!!"

by Jenna-na-na December 26, 2007

Lazer Turkey

A balance specced pvp druid from wow. They are refered to this because they pew their wrath lazer in pvp and machine gun people down.

Kov: Whatcha gunna do tonight?
Pizo: Gunna level my lazer turkey.

by kovenant675 October 29, 2008

Sneaky Turkey

A Sneaky Turkey occurs when one is at a Renaissance Fair (or any other venue that sells turkey legs) and the man inserts the turkey leg into the girl's vagina....Anal insertion may be performed as well, however, this designates the 'smokey turkey' due to discoloration. Both sexual acts end with the unlucky girl being force to exclaim 'gobble gobble'.

After giving this chick a sneaky turkey her vag smelled like Thanksgiving.

by TC/JK June 9, 2009

moist turkey

when having sexual intercourse you use a dollop of gravy as lube and you stick your penis in her bum

dude i moist turkeyed the shit out of your mom the night before thanksgiving. maybe thats why the turkey smelled like fish..

by Raskal64bra November 25, 2010