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a feathered turkey

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.
If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?
by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018
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turkey tap

When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.
"Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."
by TomBalls February 22, 2008
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wild turkey

The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.
The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.
by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006
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making a turkey

Getting a blow-job under the table after putting a tablecloth over it to hide who you are receiving it from.
Look at him you can totally tell he is making a turkey!
by David Blaze October 2, 2006
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Carve the turkey

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.
I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!
by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014
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turkey jack

"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"
by junebug December 2, 2003
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plump turkey

a fat girl that has a big gut and orangutan tits that hangs low.
hey melanie,.....why do you like a plump turkey?
by firecrotch671 July 27, 2010
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