Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

by RigBone37 November 30, 2023

Tristan Time

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.

It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.

by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023

Mansirat and Tristan

Mansirat and Tristan are really zesty and they are the people to kiss in the gas station bathroom. If you guys are dating BREAK UP

Mansirat and Tristan are ZESTY

by RianBadussyiscool December 13, 2023

Tristan

Tristan is the kind of guy who can make you smile with just one look. He has the prettiest eyes and it feels like the most amazing honor in the world when he looks into your eyes with his. He’s very thoughtful and attentive even when you might think he’s not listening or noticing but he always does. A supportive and loyal friend he always knows how to make you laugh. He’s a music lover and is always good to have on aux. You’re lucky if you know a Tristan.

“do you know this Tristan guy?”
“Well yeah, everyone loves Tristan!”

by Garlicbreadlover3 December 17, 2023

The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!

Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

Tristan Tate

Wait... Do I only own one of them!?

Hym "Tristan Tate..." *Boop* "Property..."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023