Short for "Fuck, Double Fuck, Triple Fuck", a drinking card game for four or more players.
HOW TO PLAY: Start by laying out more face-down cards than there are players. Each player gets to choose a "primary card", which they will hold on to throughout the game. Players place the card face-up in front of them. Reshuffle any extra cards back into the deck.
Choose a designated dealer to keep things less confusing, and give this player the deck. Moving clockwise, the dealer will address "guessers" one at a time.
The guesser will be issued a "secondary card", which will be placed next to (not on top of) the primary card. However, the guesser has the optional choice of guessing the suite of that card before it is placed down. If the guess is correct, all other players (including dealer) are charged one drink (usually a sip) and the guesser gets to discard his secondary cards (giving him only one card for a round).
Furthermore, the secondary card that is placed down becomes the "indicator" card. If any players have a primary or secondary card that matches in suite OR number value, they will take a drink for each match.
If only one of your cards match the secondary card that was just placed down, you take one drink (fuck!). If both match, you take two (double fuck!), but if the guesser correctly guessed the card's suite AND you have two matches, you take three drinks (triple fuck!).
After a round, everyone should have a primary and secondary card. Continue going around, placing new secondary cards on top of old secondary cards.
HOW TO PLAY: Start by laying out more face-down cards than there are players. Each player gets to choose a "primary card", which they will hold on to throughout the game. Players place the card face-up in front of them. Reshuffle any extra cards back into the deck.
Choose a designated dealer to keep things less confusing, and give this player the deck. Moving clockwise, the dealer will address "guessers" one at a time.
The guesser will be issued a "secondary card", which will be placed next to (not on top of) the primary card. However, the guesser has the optional choice of guessing the suite of that card before it is placed down. If the guess is correct, all other players (including dealer) are charged one drink (usually a sip) and the guesser gets to discard his secondary cards (giving him only one card for a round).
Furthermore, the secondary card that is placed down becomes the "indicator" card. If any players have a primary or secondary card that matches in suite OR number value, they will take a drink for each match.
If only one of your cards match the secondary card that was just placed down, you take one drink (fuck!). If both match, you take two (double fuck!), but if the guesser correctly guessed the card's suite AND you have two matches, you take three drinks (triple fuck!).
After a round, everyone should have a primary and secondary card. Continue going around, placing new secondary cards on top of old secondary cards.
Players: Primary Cards / Secondary Cards
Riki: As / 5d (dealer)
Eric: 6h / Qc
Jacob: 2s / Jc
Alex: 9h / 3d
After a round of playing, all players have both a primary and secondary card. Riki guesses his next card to be a diamond, and it turns out to be a 9 of spades (9s), which becomes his new secondary card. Anyone with 9s or spades will drink. Riki takes a drink for having a spade (As), Jacob takes one drink for having the spades (2s), and Alex takes one drink for having a 9 (9h).
Riki: As / 2s (dealer)
Eric: 6h / Qc
Jacob: 2s / Jc
Alex: 9h / 3d
Now, Eric guesses, but he noticed that Riki has two spades (As and 2s). Hoping to totally screw Riki over, he guesses spades. The card miraculously turns out to be an 8 of spades!
Riki gets the triple fuck, so he takes three drinks (one because Eric correctly guessed, and one for each suite match). Eric has no matches, so he takes no drinks and also discards his secondary cards for a round because he guessed correctly. Jacob takes two drinks (one for a match, one because of Eric's guess), and Alex takes only one (because of Eric's correct guess.
Riki: As / 5d (dealer)
Eric: 6h / Qc
Jacob: 2s / Jc
Alex: 9h / 3d
After a round of playing, all players have both a primary and secondary card. Riki guesses his next card to be a diamond, and it turns out to be a 9 of spades (9s), which becomes his new secondary card. Anyone with 9s or spades will drink. Riki takes a drink for having a spade (As), Jacob takes one drink for having the spades (2s), and Alex takes one drink for having a 9 (9h).
Riki: As / 2s (dealer)
Eric: 6h / Qc
Jacob: 2s / Jc
Alex: 9h / 3d
Now, Eric guesses, but he noticed that Riki has two spades (As and 2s). Hoping to totally screw Riki over, he guesses spades. The card miraculously turns out to be an 8 of spades!
Riki gets the triple fuck, so he takes three drinks (one because Eric correctly guessed, and one for each suite match). Eric has no matches, so he takes no drinks and also discards his secondary cards for a round because he guessed correctly. Jacob takes two drinks (one for a match, one because of Eric's guess), and Alex takes only one (because of Eric's correct guess.
by Riki Satoru February 4, 2009
Get the Triple Fuck mug.If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Triple placebo pneumatic bypass mug.Related Words
A type of legal weed that is sold 1.5g at a time. Some of the best spice out their that is both effective and cheap. Must be 18 years or older to buy
by uziman55 June 17, 2011
Get the Triple Black Diamond mug.They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010
Get the A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner mug.also known as BBB, you bag em, bend em, and bang em to cover that atrocious face. "Dude that chick's a Triple B"
by The Improbable Viking July 20, 2010
Get the Triple B mug.A form of group sex in which the woman has 2 cocks in the ass, 2 in the pussy and 2 in the mouth. Whereas this is difficult, it is possible.
by Kastera1000 June 16, 2010
Get the triple double mug.In baseball: When three outs are made in one inning. There must be at least two base runners and no outs for it to occur. They are very uncommon, but are a great thing to see, especially when you're favorite team gets out of a jam.
Harry Kalas: The score is 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth between the Cardinals and the Phillies with the Phillies leading. The Cardinals have the bases loaded with no one out, so Phillies closer Billy Wagner is in a jam. Pujols steps to the plate. IT'S SMOKED TO THIRD BASE! Bell steps on the bag and throws towards second! Utley makes the throw to first...GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!! THE PHILLIES WIN IT!!!!! IT WILL BE SCORED A 5-4-3 TRIPLE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!
by David Akers September 13, 2005
Get the triple play mug.