Tom Nook

The most evil kneecap stealer known to man and animal kind. Steals bells, kneecaps and items.

Yeah, Tom Nook IS an idiot stealer.

by Ashybae:3 February 21, 2021

Tom Leachery

Derived from the term TOM FOOLERY.
TOM LEACHERY (AKA TOM SPONGERY) is the act of imposing excessive dependence on ones parents, siblings, coworkers or friends. Usually a behaviour committed by adult males between the ages of 21 and 30. These grown men refuse to leave the safety and security of their parents home - preferably the basement.
The allure of unlimited high-speed internet, free room, hot meals and a complete lack of real world responsibility is often too much to resist.

This act of Tom Leachery is (in best cases) ignored and (in many cases) despised by the subjects peers. Peers that are forced to live within the daily of confines of a 'normal' adult life: Mortgage/Rent, Car Payments, Marriage/Relationship, Children.

Adults committing acts of Tom Leachery enjoy numerous benefits including; increased cash flow, reduced stress, adequate sleep and a complete inability to sympathize with the their more 'responsible' counterparts.

What's with him these days? He's bought three bikes in the past month and damn he's gotten fast.

What do you expect? The biggest concern he faces each day ranges from 'did mom wash my underwear' to 'will dad leave enough gas in the Camry'.

I know, we can't be the only ones sick of his Tom Leachery...anyone call his parents?

by Anthony's Replacement June 12, 2008

Tom Leykis

A radical left wing talk show host that lies about being a libertarian but only votes Democrat each election. Loves to criticize feminists but love Hillary Clinton who is biggest radical feminist of all. He also makes fun of cities that suffer through national disaster and putting down his home state of New York. Jealous of his friends and much more successful talk hosts Phil Hendrie and Rush Limbaugh. Started a pay per listen podcast because he loves to nickel and dime his listeners. Underpays his loyal producers Gary and Dino while he constantly buys fancy wines he brags about not drinking

Dino-"Hey Gary tom leykis is a cheap boss maybe we should obtain employment from Phil Hendrie?"

Gary - "Yes Dino right after we finish our taco bell and blunts".

by Phil Hendrie February 9, 2017

Tom cat

Male cat

My cat is a tom cat, a male

by Tigerpool February 24, 2014

peeping tom

one who spies on others. They are usually horny little fellas that cant get anything face to face.

a peeping tom may simply stalk someone or may take it further, planting hidden cameras in and around the stalked ones home.

by the candace! March 18, 2004

Tom DeLay

When used as a transitive verb, to screw someone or something over in a completely gratuitous gesture of amoral nihilistic sadism. Can be shortened to "DeLay."

Us Military personel are really being Tom Delayed twice -- first they're sent to Iraq and then, upon their return, their veterans' benefits are getting cut. Joke's on them, I suppose.

by Rupert Smithers May 13, 2005

Tom Cruise

The most overrated actor ever; a complete moronic ass-hat douchebag of epic proportions. Undeniably and completely insane, a self-proclaimed scientologist who will pull any publicity stunt to avert attention from the fact that he is wholly a flaming homosexual. These stunts (such as stating he would eat Katie Holmes' placenta at the time of their daughter's birth, etc., etc.) have served to all but ruin his career to the point that only Oprah is tool enough to allow him to appear on her show. His is a classic case of maniacal insanity.

Hey Mike, you want to watch Top Gun?
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!

by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007