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Tobert

A god dog, often times confused as jesus christ. Fastest, strongest, coolest dog evere.
Stranger1: yo why that dog be so god like
Stranger2: oh my bonkers thats just tobert sorry bud.
by DadComeBack April 14, 2021
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Toledo Speedo

Not too different from a Cleveland Steamer, a sexual act where a consenting adult lies on their back while their partner squats over them and has diarrhea on the reclined individuals lower abdomen. Ideally it runs down either side of their waist and down the crotch, resembling a speedo.
A: Hey, lover, how about a Cleveland Steamer tonight?
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!
by Ringo Dingo May 14, 2021
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tolemy

A cute boy who will make your heart shine! They are kind and all out amazing. They love sport and taking care of others. They are popular and usually have themselves a really pretty and kind gf.
Person 1; Woah that dude looks so beautiful

Person 2; I know him, he’s also kind
Person 1; He’s definitely a Tolemy
by Amazing human 😜✌️ May 26, 2021
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taleri

When you go to bean dip a friend and they end up with their titty on their back.
You know Collin?
Yeah.
Last week he bean dipped me, so I taleried his ass.
RIP Collin (Collin is a big breasted biotch).
by Taleri Jones June 16, 2021
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Toledo Syndrome

An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.
Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”

Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”
by Tommy&Ricky July 23, 2021
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Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.
These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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Toker

i lost my toker
by Kit Taurus August 6, 2021
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