taint

A Rock Band From Upstate New York

The Taint, from Rochester, New York USA

by SkinnyToo October 2, 2005

tainted

The act of rubbing one's taint on any given object. Usually done out of spite or anger.

One time in college my roommate angered me so bad I tainted his toothbrush.

I swear to god, if Leland rats me out one more time I'm gonna taint his mouse!

by The Dark Lord of the Taint December 29, 2004

Taint Mullet

A small tuft of hair located between the ballsac and anus, resembling the popular 70's grunge music hairstyle!

I was getting a fat rimjob from this black chick and she completely blew my buzz by tugging my taint mullet.

by tupacalypze December 1, 2007

taint milking

To milk the taint you will need to insert your index finger deep inside a hot chick's cunt and your thumb deep inside her asshole. When insertion is complete, pinch finger and thumb together tightly and aggressively pull in and out.

getting some ass. taint milking

by markness monster March 8, 2014

Taint Waste

The thick beads of perspiration that form on the pubic hair between the scrodum and the anus.

Luke: Ugh, Weaver. I've got some bad ass taint waste. My boxers are sticking to my gooch. I need to soak that gunk up in toilet paper.

by Luke Maynard September 15, 2006

taint

In speech: isn't quite, shouldn't be but is, a slight ly distasteful example of/or isn't of something.

In human anatomy: a part of the physical body that defies description or definition. an area of the body that is more of an ambigous thing

Oh man, it just taint right! Almost but, it shouldn't be so, er, uh, little!

Ugh! Your taint's showing, man! Cover that thing up that disgutin' thing!

by SmokeyJoe January 5, 2005

Taint my Nigger

An expression used to display anger or displeasure with a given situation

Shaniqua: "Fuck, you broke my phone?!?!? Taint my Nigger!!!!"

Tyrone: "Deal with it you ass turd monkey fucker"

by Evan Turner March 20, 2009