The intensity is greater than 1

1. A traffic intensity greater than one erlang means that the rate at which bits arrive exceeds the rate bits can be transmitted and queuing delay will grow without bound (if the traffic intensity stays the same).

2. When something is so intensely awesome/cool, you just have to point this out.

1. I don't understand science.

2. Boy 1: "I just got a 20 kill streak in black ops, how intense is that?

Boy 2: "The intensity is greater than 1."

by lmnopqrs11 January 16, 2011

bigger than your fist

1).A chic with a huge camel-toed pussy that shows shows no matter what she's wearing.

2).A pussy with a lot of meat...bigger than your fist!

Man, that chic's pussy's bigger than your fist!!

by Harry November 1, 2004

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

by simskizzle November 4, 2011

tighter than a duck's ass

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.

My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.

by octopod March 4, 2004

hungrier than a hostage

A severe state of hunger.

I haven't eaten since this morning and I'm hungrier than a hostage.

by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time

"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

by Crystal Lee January 4, 2008