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cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.
Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf
by kasii9 November 12, 2021
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lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks
A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."
by zaBaker December 27, 2011
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The Perfect loaf

When you cum in her ass and she takes shits.
After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”
by BushesBaldBoys May 23, 2021
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Loaf and a Half

A loaf and a half means 150 dollars, half a loaf is 50 and a loaf is 100 dollars.
Buyer: "Aye man you have any weed for sale?"
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."
by Highest Flyer April 19, 2015
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Loaf

When cats sit with their little paws tucked under them, so they resemble fluffy loaves of bread, and it's just an overload of kitty cuteness.
Oh look, Mister Beans is doing a cat loaf.
by LandDownUnder August 9, 2020
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Loafs

Low life’s sucking money and housing out of their boss’
It is time to get rid of the loafs in our business.
It is times to get rid of the loafs in our life.
by Olpust27 December 15, 2018
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muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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