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Chris Dower

by yeeeh August 22, 2011
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Chris Broderick

Current guitar player for megadeth. Not only does Chris play guitar, but he also likes to keep in shape. After shredding his audiences into spontaneous combustion and eating all of their souls for breakfast, Chris likes to lift weights. Always looking for a way to save money, Chris usually stabs his neighbors with a pole until it is heavy enough for him to lift. Chris uses ibanez guitars and engl amps, as anything less would literally turn into dust with one look from his fierce, laser beam eyes.
My friend went to a Megadeth show, and Chris Broderick played so fast that the first five rows died! Then he ate them. Whole.
by KBlikesmen May 11, 2010
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Chris Motionless

Chris motionless is the vocalist for the metal band motionless in white . Chris motionless was born on October, 17. 1986 . His real name is Christopher Thomas Cerulli and he was born in Scranton, Pennsylvania. He formed motionless in white in 2005 . One of the bands most popular songs are reincarnate , puppets trilogy and his song with Ash Costello of New Year's Day , " angel eyes" .
Fan #1. ; woah , dude did you got to the motionless in white concert last night ? Chris motionless's screaming was rad .

Fan #2 .; nah man , that dude is scary .
by MeowganDrew June 26, 2016
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Chris McLean

Game show host and world record holder for the biggest ego in Canadian history.
Wow Chris McLean is so hot I wish he would tail me!
by North06 May 27, 2021
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Chris Barnes

Chris Barnes is an American death metal vocalist. He gained fame as the original singer for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse. He is known for very low guttural vocals and extremely gory and violent lyrics. He recorded four albums with Cannibal Corpse ('Eaten Back to Life', 'Butchered at Birth', 'Tomb of the Mutilated', and 'The Bleeding') before leaving the band in 1995 to commit to his other band Six Feet Under. He's responsible for setting the bar for what the modern death metal vocalist sounds like (low grunting, screaming, high screeching). In 1994, he and the other members of Cannibal Corpse made a brief cameo appearance in the movie 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective' playing the song "Hammer Smashed Face".
Fan 1: Dude Chris Barnes was better in CC!

Fan 2: No he's better in SFU!

Fan 1: CC!

Fan 2: SFU!
by Deandakin July 21, 2012
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Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.
You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie
by Toppet May 26, 2016
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Chris Colfer

The most talented, beautiful, sweet, supermegafoxyawesomehot human being that ever lived or ever will.
Gleek: Did you see glee last night?
Kurtsie: OF COURSE! How AWESOME was Chris Colfer?!?!?
by Colferesqueness October 26, 2012
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