flying squirrel

n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle

I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.

by Anonymous4 July 18, 2006

Blind Squirrel

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.

Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.

by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020

Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016

the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 13, 2011

squirrel breath

When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.

Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"

by Citychick213 August 7, 2018

beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010