yawn flaps

Momentary loss of hearing accompanied by a slight loss of pressure when yawning, causing the sufferer to become temporarily deafened to comments from others.

"What was that Gerald, I didn't quite hear that I had my yawn flaps on"

"Hes being a right dick today, I'll tell him when he's got his yawn flaps on"

by Crystalfairy July 10, 2017

flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.

Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!

by pentozali March 24, 2008

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020

Fart Flaps

Butt cheeks.

That one passed right through the fart flaps.

by TheBanchou July 8, 2017

Cactus flaps

Long, thin, flat feet

Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.

by Flappyflap October 3, 2020

floppy flaps

Pouring ketchup onto a girls flaps and then proseeding to insert your penis into the vagina

Bro I gave my girl floppy flaps last night

by Dan Simpson January 22, 2018

dill flap

When the pussy lips are flapping on the dick during sex or twerking

I couldn't concentrate when me n my girl were fuckin cuz the dill flap was so loud.

by Bombkitty777 June 2, 2023