flying squirrel

n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle

I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.

by Anonymous4 July 18, 2006

Blind Squirrel

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.

Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.

by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020

Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016

squirrel grab

Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.

My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts

by d1ck lopper October 14, 2013

squirrel treat

Substances that when consumed provides for a mind altering experience. From sugary treats and caffein to drugs and booze

Hey man, call the plug and get a half ounce of squirrel treats. Maybe a couple of grams of those other squirrel treats too.

by The Man Who Owns the World December 28, 2020

the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 13, 2011