mommy

the mean lady that drops me off at my friends houses and makes me do the dishes

my mommy made me do chores this morning.

by beefstick78 August 4, 2021

Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.

“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”

by Game is game May 18, 2024

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

MOMMY'S CHICKEN

bhopal's favourite chicken serves marinated and raw chicken

mommy's chicken is the best chicken in town

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Mommy

Kate is mommy🖖👅

“Hey who is Kate?” “My mommy”

by Julieisawhorw January 29, 2022

Mommy

the mother of a child
get out of here horny peeps

person1: whos this lady?
person2: my mommy
person1: cool

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here October 10, 2021

holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something

HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!

by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021