thot chop

When sexual actions occur between the male and his partner while he has his penis climaxing in their throat in the midst of a horizontal throat chop.

“Duuude I totally thot chopped her last night and it was the best!”
“Hey don’t do that or I’ll thot chop you!”

by John Atkinson May 21, 2019

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022

Chernobyl Chop

To smack or slap somebody with your hands together, like they are fused by a mutation.

Joe: "That drunk Russian dude just smacked me!"
Frank: "He gave you the Chernobyl Chop!"

by Simsalabim January 2, 2008

Chop the block

To chat with someone

1. Let’s chop the block this Saturday

2. I saw Mike chopping the block with Sara at the last night’s party

by the_one_honest_man_on_urban January 23, 2023

mammy chops

Something you'd say to a friend that's close, and someone who likes lamb chops I guess😂

Hey "Mammy chops", what's up?

by baby Wilkins November 9, 2015

logic-chopping

The practice of engaging in excessively pedantic argument, going to the extreme and unnecessary intricacies.

"Let the Almighty step in and arrange things in a proper way. No more logic-chopping!"
used by the Indian revolutionary Bhagat Singh in his essay - Why I am an Atheist, while ridiculing the theists for their ultra-philosophical answers of grief in the world and God's role in it.

by mdadilhn May 19, 2016