Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"

by Super00sucker July 26, 2022

red diarrhea

Painful to get but yummy and healthy.

man: Yo I just had RED diarrhea
man 2: Congrats
man: thanks man

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

Reverse Diarrhea

Taking a shit and then painfully shoving it back up your ass.

I went back to my ex and now I have a bout of reverse diarrhea. Lesson learned!

by John Gunner February 18, 2017

reverse diarrhea

a health condition where feces, especially diarrhea comes out of the mouth

Yesterday, I had reverse diarrhea. It sure tasted gross.

by Billiam Beaver June 14, 2018

Diarrhea Dusting

When someone diarrheas on your face.

Bob likes to get a good ole diarrhea dusting down at the 711

by Peestack February 14, 2025

Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea

When you eat food at Dunkin Donuts and you have diarrhea after you eat the food there.

Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022

"Explosive" Diarrhea

The act of using a shotgun shell as a dildo and having it fire while inside

Jessica died from "explosive" diarrhea

by Icetiger540 December 22, 2020