Clean your fish tank

What you tell a girl to do when she isn't so fresh.

"Steven told his girlfriend, Sandy Fagina, your twat smells nasty and busted, you betta go clean your fish tank."

by Stefanie and Jared September 21, 2008

built like a tank

Person that is lean and big, with really defined muscles. Ripped, Jacked, or Diesel.

That guy is huge! "He's built like a tank."

by Builtlikeamtlion July 30, 2016

thanks, Congress!

Slang used to blame real problems on the ineffectual Republican-obstructed Congress.
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."

The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!

by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013

frank the tank

when a person drinks a large quantity of alcohol and their alter ego emerges- the more drastic difference between the person and the alter ego, the more "frank the tank" they are- inspired by the movie old school's character frank the tank as portrayed by Will Ferrel

dude- you were so frank the tank last night!

by anonymous777 September 2, 2005

Tanking

The word tanking, in terms of sport, would be used to describe a bad performance

Tanking is the act of giving up a match or "throwing it away", losing intentionally or not competing.

I tanked my match so bad!

She was tanking her match.

He tanked the match after losing the first set.

They tanked their match because they got angry with the referee/umpire.

by Morrha January 22, 2008

tiger tank

Formally known as the Panzer VI Tiger, all you really need to know is that if you were an Allied soldier in WW2 and you saw one and didn't have 5 buddies in Shermans you were royally f*cked. This beast packs in 100mm of armor compared to a Sherman's wimpy-ass 75mm. Also its packing a badass longass 88mm gun thats 16 feet long compared to a Sherman's 75mm like 3 foot gun. Ya know those flak 88s so famous in the war? Well the tiger's gun is one of those things. Ya, beastly. Even scarier, the guys in these monsters were the best in the German army, so "Tiger ace" is short for "Best of the Best tank commander, prepare to have your ass f*cked off". This is the tank that carried Michael Wittman on his massive killing spree at Villiers-Bocage. He went 54-0. Hell that's more than most people get in videogames, try that in real life.

Tank dude1: HOT DAMN ITS A MOTHERF*CKING TIGER TANK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Tank dude2: Nah we can take it watch me... WTF my shell just bounced off it!
BOOM
Tank dude 1: OMG that thing just pwned my buddy! I'm gtfoing!
BOOM
Tiger dude: Tiger confirming two kills.

by Tiger commander January 26, 2007

thanks though

In spite of that; recognizing something good in light of something negative or bad. Not to be confused with "thanks anyway".

"Still waiting to receive the package. Thanks though for the update"

by Steven Koren September 10, 2013