tongue

The most versatile muscle in the body, over 20,000 different uses have been outlined already, and scientists believe that this is only a fraction of its total. Gene Simmons (lead singer for Kiss) proved the iconic power of the tongue, and recently young tongue enthusiasts such as Tim Kelly have been spreading the word on its amazing abilities.

"Ya he may have big biceps, but those don't mean anything next to the amazing tongue his best friend has."

by Bob Olaf March 1, 2010

Tongue Fu

tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.

He's a Tongue Fu master. I saw him put his tongue through an inch-thick pine board at the dojo.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

teague

to burn someone, the ultimate con job.

Man he teagued his grandpa for over 100k, pretending to go to law school.

by sucka just don't know March 19, 2009

tongue sports

rapid tongue movement requiring incredible talent, practice, and endurance training

Lauren: Don't stick your tongue out at me! That was violent! You're going to strain your tongue!
Dan: Are you kidding? I've been practicing my tongue sports lately!!

by theonewithbetterunderwear9 September 18, 2005

tongue sarny

a french kiss but with more tongue

by tong June 4, 2003

Tengis

A really big fucking coon with breath game on point.

God dammit its Tengis

by BlackSimba December 19, 2014

Tongue clapping

The act of slapping one's lips and tongue in order to make a random, annoying ass noise to fill in awkward gaps, when really, one is only making them more intolerable. It is fairly similar to chewing with your mouth open, without there being any food in that annoying ass suck-hole of yours, which should just stay closed all the time. Often it is done randomly, and cow-like to maximize its effectiveness.

Douche: *random tongue clapping noises*

You: Goddam Kerwin over here won't stopping his lip clapping and I have a severe case of wanting to punch him in the suckhole.

by WWWoooooooWWW December 7, 2010