Cunting

The act of purposely seeking out the biggest cunt in a social setting (i.e. bar, club) with the intentions of humbing her by way of fucking her and never calling.

When Sylvester began flirting with the nursing student who drove a BMW and wore Paris Hilton glasses, I knew he was cunting.

by tactrash June 27, 2008

Cunting

1.(Activity) The sexual act of placing one cunt against another and profusely rubbing the two cunts together (almost like Scissoring)

2. (Verb) Cunting can be used to replace the infinitive of any verb in the english language

3. (Adjective) Replacing cunting's suffix with a -y (Cunty) can be used as a replacement for any adjective in the english language, but is mostly used to describes ones mood

Sara and Lizzy, the two local lesbians, spent their friday evenings vigourously cunting

Mark: Oi are you cunting tennis after class?
John: Of course you silly boy, i always cunt tennis after class on thursday

Jeff: How are you feeling?
Dave: Pretty cunty to be honest mate.

by TopHattedMan December 1, 2011

Cunted

An altered, dizzying state of mind, worse than being drunk, caused by an impossible, narcissistic, borderline personality, etc. female coworker. It's worse than being drunk as one never gets the chance to sober up due to the non-stop self serving drama emitting from this woman, commonly known as a cunt, Cuntessa or cuntface.

"Was Misty at the staff meeting?"
"Yeah, and she cunted everyone with her bullshit!"

by Jools Julie October 1, 2013

Cunt

It's when defining a dumb, lonely, jobby-doing, ginger female, commonly known as P.U.D. (pretty unbelievable dunce). she insults others to make herself feel adequate. and fails. most common comeback is repeating the opposition's insult but in a different tone of voice. shes a cunt

Oh hey look at pud, the cunt

by MODLAWD123 August 23, 2011

cunt

someone with nasty sexual thoughts. a slut who bangs anything with a dick. also someone who backstabs females but is all pretty to their faces.

that poet amanda norris writes about nasty hoes. does that make her a cunt?

by butter_rocks March 3, 2010

As a Cunt

To be extreme at anything.

He got pissed like a cunt. (Very Drunk)
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by Diego November 24, 2003

cunt

1. slang for 'vagina'
2. insult, considered one of the most offensive words in the english language
3. british punk band

yeah, i hit that cunt last night. i hit it real good.

my ex-girlfriend is such a cunt.

my favourite band is the cunts.

by Lauren Juneman March 1, 2008