sunday warrior

A "Christian" who goes to church on Sunday and spends the rest of the week forgetting everything he or she learned at church. Quick to judge others and whip out a scripture to beat you over the head with it, while failing to read the other 3 million bible verses that apply to them. A "warrior" for Christ when it's convenient for them.

Wow Sally is such a Sunday Warrior, always in church on Sunday, judging others by Monday, and smoking and drinking by Friday.

by Feddup December 8, 2010

Pecan Warrior

Once in a hairdressers I asked what the haircut was called with the spiky beckhamesque look, that all commoners now have. Close to Chavs you will see these people walking around in suit jackets, bleached jeans with attached chain, white shoes and white belts. Topman now makes clothes entirely for them. They actually think they look cool but are 1980's throwbacks. See Rod Stewarts hair for comparison. Anyway, the correct name is faux-hawk apparently but it took me several months to find this information out. Somehow I had the word Pecan in my head from what I had believed the hairdresser had said to me. Now when I see these losers I will often laugh amongst close friends pointing at the stupid fucking Pecans.

Bleached Jeans
Suit Jacket
Beckham Hair
1980's fighter pilot glasses
80's belt
T-shirt with writing on it.
Designer stuble
Walk like a right cunt

by Ryhan October 21, 2004

protest warrior

A group of both liberals and conservatives who fight against slanderous protests, such as the claim that this war in Iraq is illegal and unjust. Often seen armed with permits, video cameras, and sarcastic signs to protest the real lies being fed to otherwise uninformed people. Peace groups being infiltrated are often harrasing the members of the Protest Warriors, seeing them as a threat to debunking their lies.

A Protest Warrior group went to a Halliburton protest where several PW members were attacked unprovoked, including one being pushed in front of a moving car.

by Black_Viper December 28, 2005

Enigmatic Warrior

Warriors known for their mastery of all weapons and all fighting forms have become known as 'Enigmatic Warriors'. They are bad-asses who do whatever they please because they can. If an Enigmatic Warrior were to wear a bunny costume, that bunny costume would then become the coolest costume. ever. The name of Enigmatic Warriors tend to be Matt and Tom due to the awesomeness of Matts and Toms around the world.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that movie when that one guy beats the asses of like, 500 guys?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he fought like and Enigmatic Warrior.

by Blayde February 28, 2008

Warrior Soup

The clot-speckled water that was used to boil a menstrual cup.

My husband used to sneak into the kitchen to taste whatever I was cooking for supper, but he stopped after the first time I sterilized my DivaCup. Apparently he's not a fan of warrior soup.

by hurricane_latrina September 18, 2019

AFK warrior

A player in any massively multiplayer online role play game (MMORPG) who is constantly away from keyboard (AFK) for ridiculously long periods of time, especially as soon as any effort is required.

"Hey Jack, we're getting pwnt up omg aaah!"

"No point dude Jack's being an afk warrior again."

by Cafi November 22, 2009

Colon Warrior

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.

Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior

by Thund3rQu33f May 3, 2014