Fecas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.
Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.
by Greyborzoi September 08, 2020
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The Casper Touch

When you sneak into the back room and baby powder your balls. Then everything you touch leaves white hand prints.
I was feeling a little swampy so I went in the back and powdered my boys, now I have The Casper Touch.
by Deadiac June 27, 2016
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faggots' touch

When working on something that takes extra care or detail, and you must be careful with it.
That door blank cost 2500 dollars. It's going to take a faggots' touch to chisel out the hinges.
by morningkaufey February 21, 2018
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touch @ 4

Referred to by regular players as "God's Game". A community dedicated to turning snitches into Waterdads. Necessitates a cap, a mate and a pond - better than sex.
by WATERBABY123 March 09, 2019
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Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.
Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.
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The Bromidas Touch

The ability of a person to find the "good" in any occurence, usually by resorting to the utterance of some sort of insipid, uninspired bromide.
Her: "How was your day?"
Me: "I totalled my car."
Her: "Aww, that's too bad, but remember - Everything happens for a reason."
Me: "Gee thanks, I feel SO MUCH better now . You've got The Bromidas Touch."
by Slerotin September 17, 2015
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Touch Paul

It’s the term of when a young male play’s with a big boy’s private parts (Vagina, Balls)
Damn I’m so horny

I think we should touch paul.
by DailyZane February 12, 2022
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